snarg:

its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet 

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out. 

3rddegreeburnbook:

At least he was 100% nigga

3rddegreeburnbook:

At least he was 100% nigga

ejacutastic:

hello friend please look up i am here

ejacutastic:

hello friend please look up i am here

c-0-ld:

ioncedreamed:

windspray:

glorifies:

dysphorism:

bubblevortex:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

and delete all of your clothes while you’re at it

we can get a little alt of ctrl

shift your way over to me now

back the space between us

and enter me

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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familyfriendlyurl:

follow for more. not sure what but there will be more of it

sfux:

This footage was filmed when the North Koreans had the chance to listen to Adele’s “Someone Like You” for the first time ever.

damn north koreans are fucking sensitive